Nature is overrated.
I'm on vacay in Colorado right now, and if I look out my hotel window, I can see... buildings, trees, AND MOUNTAINS. LOTS OF THEM. LOTS OF TALL ONES.
It is scary.
See, my idea of a vacation is... a big city. and doing nothing. I mean, like, being able to leave and go do things, but not being forced to commune with nature. In fact, I like to limit nature to the trees on sidewalks and the grass in parks.
I like communing with Sephora. I love to become one with a pretty new dress from some stores. I like to drink my coffee from a plastic cup and not recycle it. Really, guys, I like wasting gas for fun!
So take your stupid Prius and shove it (I only want one because it saves me money, not because I love the earth). And you know what? I'm going to eat 5 animals for every carrot you eat.
Take that hippies.
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